The That Ry Guy blog reminded me today that May is National Masturbation Month. This is cause for group celebrations! Forget stodgy moments of silence; show your masturbatory spirit with loud moans and groans of unadulterated passion!
The That Ry Guy article lists several reasons why we should celebrate masturbation – and these are serious, legit reasons, folks. The one that struck me the most is this — “Because sexual pleasure is each person’s birthright.”
As the late, great George Carlin wisely observed, “If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.”